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二十四异

第2章 你像我爸爸(1 / 2)

冬至,大雪,东北某处。

一辆驴车冒着鹅毛大雪行进着,风雪实在太大,驾车的小毛驴低着头,拉着车向前行走着。

被棉被挡的严严实实的车厢里,躺着一个喝醉酒的胖子。

这胖子去亲戚家喝喜酒,多喝了几杯有点过量了,此时守着烧炭的暖炉正在呼呼大睡,时不时的还来几句醉言醉语:

“我咋能不认识你?

你不就是老谁家那小谁嘛......

老弟!

听哥说,在十八铺子这一块,竖起来耳朵打听打听你七哥。

黄家屯的黄丕黄老七......

谁不竖起来大拇指来一句——我七哥好人呐......

七哥不吃喝嫖赌,七哥不瞎吹牛x,七哥不——呕......”

梦话说到一半的时候,胖子突然感觉到酒劲上涌,一阵天旋地转之下,喝喜酒吃掉的酒菜开始原路返回了。

胖子迷迷糊糊的睁开眼睛,掀开厚厚的车帘,探出头去哇哇大吐了起来。

将到了嗓子眼的食物吐出来,又被了冷风一吹,胖子的状态才算好了点。

感觉到了轻松的胖子抬起来脑袋,才发现此时大雪已经停了。

只是天空当中还是阴云密布,看着说不出来的压抑.......

放眼望去到处都是白茫茫的一片,载着自己的那辆驴车还在行进着。

可是看着又好像哪里不对劲,酒喝的实在太多了,哪里不对劲胖子自己又想不明白。

这架车的是老驴了,常年就跑这一股道,就算是胖子自己喝多了走错了道,这头老驴也不会迷路的。

就在胖子打算缩回到车厢里再眯会的时候,眼前突然一花,好像有什么东西晃了一下。

这‘东西’一晃而过,似乎是个人,可是说它是人吧,又好像哪里不对......

“什么玩意儿!”

被吓了一跳的胖子顿时酒醒了一半,他也顾不得回到车上了,半个身子都探出车厢,想要看看刚才一晃而过的到底是什么。

这时,一股冷风吹过来,让胖子的脑袋顿时清醒了一些。

这才看明白哪里不对劲了,自己所坐的驴车正在围着一个‘东西’转圈......

那玩意儿就是刚才在自己面前一晃而过的......

等到驴车的角度再次面对那个‘东西’之后,胖子这才看清那是什么。

就见一个四尺有余、五尺不到(一米五左右),穿着一身翻毛的夹袄,头上带着一个不知道什么动物皮毛的帽子的小老头站在雪地里,一脸怪异的盯着驴车里的胖子。

这小老头瞎了一只眼,一道伤疤顺着瞎眼的眼眶一直延伸到了下巴,看起来阴森森的,说不出来的可怖......

看到了独眼小老头的同时,架车的毛驴突然停下了脚步。

已经大半个身子都探出车外的胖子没有防备,惯性之下从驴车上掉落了下来。

“扑通!”一声,胖子结结实实的摔在了雪地上。

这一下胖子摔了个结结实实,又被凉气一激,那点酒意瞬间消失的无影无踪......

胖子手忙脚乱的想要爬起来,无奈酒刚醒手脚还是有些不大协调,刚刚半个身子扶起来,脚下踩着雪地滑了一下,顿时又实实惠惠的摔在了地上。

连续两次摔倒,疼的胖子呲牙咧嘴,扶着车辕好不容易才从地上爬了起来。

对面独眼小老头原本阴沉着脸,可是看到胖子笨拙的动作之后,还是没忍住“扑哧......”一声笑了出来。

小老头笑出来的同时也发觉自己失态了,当下咬着牙将笑意憋了回去。

咳嗽了一声之后,刚刚要对胖子说话的时候,却被胖子抢先说道:

“爷们儿,是山上下来借粮的吧?

规矩我懂......

咱们都不是外人,凤凰岭的韩豹子那是我老叔......”

说话的时候,胖子在怀里摸出来一把碎毛票来,小心翼翼的放在了雪地上,继续说道: