三年前昭华公主从皇上腹中化作小凤凰现世，百鸟衔药的奇景仍历历在目。
如今三岁的昭华公主梳着双丫髻，穿着金线绣着百鸟朝凤的小襦裙，被皇上抱在膝头带进了朝堂。
金銮殿内，大臣们偷瞄着龙椅上晃悠着小胖脚丫的小公主，眼神里充满好奇。
“昭华公主即日起便为朝堂检察官。” 皇上轻抚着夭夭柔软的发丝，朗声道，“凡大臣仪容不整，皆可纠察。”
此言一出，满朝文武先是一愣，随即纷纷高呼 “陛下圣明”。
文华殿大学士捻着胡须，心想:哄好这小祖宗，说不定下次升迁就有着落了。
夭夭懵懂地眨着大眼睛，她才三岁，就成为朝堂牛马？要为国家做贡献了吗？
她打量着下面乌压压的人群，忽然站起身来，努力把双手背在身后，特别稳重的走进人群。
皇上和朝臣一边讨论国家大事，眼睛控制不住的看向‘最萌’检察官。
夭夭走到哪位大臣身边，大臣的双手忍不住想扶晃晃悠悠的小公主，总怕小公主在自己身边摔倒被‘碰瓷’。
夭夭连连点头，这些大臣穿戴的挺整齐的，夭夭腿软一个没站稳，就撞到一根‘肉柱’……
“唔……” 她揉着撞红的额头抬头，正撞进一双含笑的丹凤眼。
被撞的窦世枢刚议完河工案，低头一看，就看见小公主东倒西歪的身影，他弯腰连忙扶住小公主。
“谢谢这位大人帮忙。”夭夭奶声奶气的道谢。
“都是臣应该做的！！”窦世枢回复道。
夭夭在‘十米八卦器’上终于确定，这就是窦世枢，皇上和众位大臣忽听那软糯童音在朝堂响起：
【呀！这就是窦世枢！也不知这些大臣的名字为什么这么奇葩，前有蒋梅荪，现有窦世枢】
众位大臣一脸问号，蒋梅荪的名字的确不太合适，窦世枢的名字不挺好的？
【窦世枢，怎么奋斗都是输，真想劝劝这位窦大人还是别奋斗了！】
窦世枢的死对头使劲掐着自己的大腿，不能笑，不能笑，笑了不止官帽丢了，命没准都丢了！！
【窦大人原来的命运，为了家族荣耀，能进内阁终身不娶，迷的我姑姑终身未嫁，窦大人终身未娶，无儿无女，老祖宗眼里的不孝子】
礼部尚书点点头，不孝有三无后为大，窦大人的确是大大的不孝……
【没有子孙的家族荣耀吗？也不怕自己嘎了，别人把你搬进别人家的祖坟，你的终身就是为别人家族荣耀奋斗！！】
有个别大臣若有所思，这个想法不错，窦大人是指望不上了，回去查查史记资料。
看看哪位名人没有后代，把他搬进自家族谱，反正也没人知道？
窦世枢死对头勾起坏笑，回去就嘱咐给孩子们，等自己死了，窦大人要是成就高，没有后代。
就把他搬进自家族谱，比自己有能力又如何，也许族谱上窦世枢永远是自己弟弟……
【为了能进内阁，成了万皇后的马前卒，最终被万皇后当成逆臣贼子射杀而死】
【还算有良心，临死的时候还保护我姑姑，这体型也胖的合适，一箭射不穿，要是瘦点的一箭串两个！！】
个别胖的大臣昂首挺胸，听见公主说的没有，胖是保护生命的有效盾牌……关键时刻能救命！！
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