假如你吃饱了,你撑着了,你会怎么办?⊙▽⊙真是烦人,我今天又吃饱了撑着了,我又没事干了,我又出来瞎溜达了,我看见一个小孩长得好像喜羊羊啊,他现在正在旁边拍这个椅子,然后他流了好多汗,他把帽子拿掉了,他好喜欢看电视呀?(??? )? 哎呀,我真的好无聊呀,你们快过来陪我玩呀,这里有个帅哥,这位帅哥叫什么叫喜羊羊?说错了,这个美女叫美羊羊,美羊羊想要喝我的可乐,我不给他喝,他妈妈说不可以喝,不是我不给他喝,笑死我了(*≧m≦*)美羊羊把帽子掉在地上,他妈说脏死了,然后他妈把帽子又还给了他,然后美羊羊哭了,我感觉美羊羊在假哭,果然果然,小孩子表达情绪的感觉跟大人完全不一样,大人要保持冷静,小孩子直接哭,但大人要像个小孩子一样直接哭,这情绪价值完全就给他表现出来了,哭就完事了,哭完就完事了,哭完了,你妈就给你东西吃了现在这个瑞幸好像出了一个新的新的,这个咖啡是叫什么冻梨,好像是里面是加冻梨的冻梨咖啡,还是星巴克,还是肯德基?哦,不是这里,是这里,是瑞幸还是瑞幸?这里坐着舒服,有空调,美羊羊冲我眨眼睛了,它会一只左眼,它会右眼,右眼闭上,然后眨眼一下妈妈说把帽子给我一下呀,咦,宝宝不要出去,怪阿姨不要说话了(?′ω`?)宝宝一旦委屈就会哭,妈妈就会给他抱抱,妈妈抱着宝宝出去了,吵死人了,他说我吵死了,妈妈终于脱离了这里,我刚刚吃了那个贵州的特产,麻辣土豆片,真的太好吃了,我跟你说好辣好爽啊,嘎吱嘎嘣脆的,这感觉真的是太厉害了,我再加上我喝了这个崂山可乐,真的是老爽了,这感觉真的是飞上天了(?′ω`?)还有一件事就是我的那个我的被单,我车上的那个挡风被被偷了,他把我的那个手文版,我的那个龙年的文文串,他也给我拿走了,我的钥匙还在上面,他也给我拿走了,他是不是一个流浪汉呀,他看我的被子比较暖和,他就把我拿走了,还是又是哪个傻逼又拿走了我的被子,他是不是脑子有问题呀?要么告诉我,你是不是那个全世界宇宙的一个监控局的?我做错了什么事情,你就要拿走我一样东西,你看着真的很讨厌耶。我要是知道你是谁,我就从你家把你家钱全部都拿走,你看见你真烦的,我多了吧唧的把你剁成10八块,老上可乐被我喝完了,我现在就躺坐在那个椅子上,我什么话都不想说,你还想让我打什么字我一个字都打不出来说废话现在这个分析里面坐着一个男的,好帅呀,他穿了一身黑的,然后还还穿了一个一个牛皮鞋,他长得好像一个网红啊嗯,叫什么来着?我忘记了,这打扮真的像吸血鬼骑士我拍张照片给你们看啊,不好意思,我拍照拍了,但是上传不了,我不知道怎么上传,不好意思(╥ω╥`)
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